If you have time today, head to the pumps because gas is going up! And not a little amount either, we are looking at a minimum 12 cent increase. Now of course you are asking the understandable question, why? Lets look at the handy excuse generator.
Because of ________ The supply of gas has decreased! We have to adjust our prices accordingly!
For blank insert- Middle East, long weekend, US relations, Natural disaster, we saw a cloud shaped like a puppy.
This weeks excuse will be due to the unfortunate events in Texas via hurricane Harvey. Does Texas supply Calgary with its gas? It doesn't matter, all the matters is if you have a coffee break and half a tank of gas, head to the pumps now.